Acting tips: Practice makes permanent!

You often hear the phrase "Practice makes perfect." Buuut, that's not entirely true.  Practice only makes perfect if you practice "it" perfectly.  If you practice it wrong, you'll learn it wrong.  If you practice your acting like you're reading out of a book, you will act on stage as though you are reading it out of a book.

Many say to memorize your lines as soon as possible to get out of the book.  Good advice.  But equally important is when you are reading from the book to learn those lines, read with conviction and emotion and modulation as though you were doing radio theater and the only thing people experience is your delivery.  This way the voice becomes another actor within you.

Remember: Practice makes Permanent.  Learn it the way you want to do it, because you will anyway.

Ghosts of Christmas Wow

This past Saturday Kathy and I went to see a new adaptation of Dicken's A Christmas Carol.  This delightful version was adapted by Palestine Community Theater's best actor, Gerry Goodwin, who also directed.  He managed to keep all the most important points and touching vignettes.  His casting sounded unusual to me at first, but that's how much I know; things turned out quite well.  There were new faces and familiar faces (which I love to see both).  The young man who played Scrooge I thought did a very good job, although he did have the fairly common problem of us seeing the back of his head a lot.

One very effective aspect of the production was the use of a pair of "statues" that served as almost a Greek Chorus.  It really sparked the exposition and kept things moving when it would have been easy to be slow.  The Ghosts of Marley, past and present were charming.  Yet to come was a giant sort of muppet.  It worked.  Sarah King sang a beautiful semi-solo that was joined by other chorus members then each of them faded out until she was again in solo.  He voice has really matured.  Gage Concillio was, as always, a bundle of energy and charm.  I see great things for that boy. Many many others did a wonderful job.

There were good numbers in the audience and a good time had by all.  There was a number of other festive things going on as well: Ice Skating downtown, Santa's Workshop,Tour of Homes, Dogwood Jamboree, and Heismann watching parties.  Now called the "Frost Fest" in 75 degree weather, it gave us a real holiday feeling around town.  Fun for all.  Now the theater shifts into gear for "Ghosts" in the spring.  There's no business like show business!

The Robin Hood Caper

The last show I acted in was "The Robin Hood Caper', by Fred Carmichael, directed by Jim Vincill.  I wasn't going to do it, but my best friend asked me to, so I did.  I'm glad I did.  It's the story of four old ex-cons who have reformed and now use their formidable "talents" to help others through their group, Charities Anonymous.  They meet two or three times a year to report on and plan and support these activities.

At this meeting, they discover that Flora's nephew is going to lose his newspaper to an unscrupulous, corrupt mayor.  A plan is layed, hatched, mislaid, cross-hatched, and scrambled.  But the show did not lay an egg.  It was funny, fun, and fundamentally a good show.  Audiences laughed.  We had fun.  The theater ghosts were happy to have the company.  And as long as the ghosts are happy, life is good.

Sorry 'bout that

To the 3 people who called, the 2 who emailed, and the one who took the time to really address "the list", "Thanks and I'm sorry."  I worried way too many people with this rant (see blog title) for it to be anything but destructive.  I had enough people telling me how disappointed they were with the show that I forgot about all those who enjoyed it.  90% of the problems originated from me drawing them to me.  I guess that doesn't get communicated very well in a rant.

I will direct again...someday...when the right show presents itself and I am no longer in pain.  Pain makes me grouchy and negative.  To those directing now, break a leg.  I love working with them.  Jim's enthusiasm and intensity. Gerry's creativity and calm and sly wit. Sandy's love of theater, dynamic casting, and personality.  I love Paula's smile and talent and sense of humor and her husband.  I love Carol's calm and natural acting.  I love John M being John M.  Dana is a dynamo with an amazing wife and son.  Roy works harder than almost anybody I know.  And the list goes on.

I said to someone today:  "I used up all my good karma when I got Kathy."  I meant it, but it's not true.  My karma includes the lessons I learn whenever I do a show, either acting, directing, or just helping out.  And any opportunity to learn those lessons is a blessing.  So don't worry.  Be happy.  Si jambo.

Willie or Won't he

I know I haven't published much here, but for once it was on purpose.  I realized that I couldn't write what I was seeing and feeling without pissing off a lot of people before the show opened and closed.  So here are my thoughts:

1. Directing sucks.  Unless you have a professional crew to get the jobs done, you have no time.  It's also really hard to chew out a volunteer who has screwed something up with the best of intentions.  It was all clear in my head, why can't they read what's there and just do it?

2. If you can't take criticism, don't do theater.  When people get mad or cry because I've told them they aren't doing it right (or that they are doing it badly), it makes it very hard to be honest with people about their performances and they don't grow.  Of course it's also hard when you don't really have anyone to take their place because it's community theater, unpaid, and there just aren't that many people around willing to endure the schedule.

3.  I can be a jerk, but I'm usually right and I'm the director, so there.  Just try it my way.  I know your mother thinks it's cute the way you do that but who cares...I'm the director who is responsible for making the WHOLE show the best it can, not just your universe altering solo.

4.  I cast a couple of parts badly.  My fault.  Mea Culpa.  Sue me.  Go Fish.  It's now too late, so let's make the best of what we got.  We're amateurs.  Yes, I know that Charlie won't face the audience for more than 3 seconds.  Yes, he rolls his eyes like he's having a seizure.  Yes, Grampa George won't learn his lines and reads them from cards in his lap.  Yes, that Oompa Loompa is a thief and a bully.  Now let's deal with it.

5. My set DESIGNS were great.  My set executions were not.  Enough said.

6. I know...the blueberry costume didn't work.  Should've rented one.  Leave me alone, I have a headache.

7. We made money.  Paid our bills.  Some of them/ya'll had fun.  I didn't.

8. (and last) Stick a fork in me- I'm done.  I will not be directing again for a while.  I had no fun, and we don't get paid for this crap.    Of course it may be a moot point as very few of them will work with me again anyway.  Got cursed out by my AD with people around.  Had my vocal director run out of the building rather than talk about a disagreement where I came down hard on her.  Had a couple say they were never doing theater with us again (not my fault there).  I'm getting to old and crotchety for this.

Putting things together-

Last night was the first night to run Act I.  We also had the orchestra for the first time.  They sounded great.  Of course it was a little rough.  We found our weak spots and had to deal with the new conditions.  S.till have way too many actors not here.  Every time someone is out, the whole team suffers.  I just wish everyone would take these last three weeks as seriously as we need to.

Last Saturday we finished building all the flats, and we even got most primed.  We still need to brace and paint them, but we've got the flats we need for the main scenes.  We've gotten the batons re-rigged with all new ropes, and the new scrim is up.  We also have the flying rigging 75% up. The bed for the Bucket Grandparents is also constructed.  The Wonkavator needs to be completely redone as the one we have won't work--too large.  Lot's still to do, but the director is injured (back problems) and can't get it all done in time.

I am concerned about the boy playing Charlie.  He's got the talent but I'm not seeing it right now.  Maybe he's too young or is feeling too much pressure.  We'll see.

Here are some pictures of some of the cast working on flats.

Serendipity

Okay.  This is a surprise.  I was at Norcostco Theatrical supply in Dallas, Texas to look for Willie Wonka stuff..  As I walked in, I heard Ava's voice from the office crying out excitedly.  I thought she was on the phone with someone.  Instead she comes hurrying around the corner straight for me with a sly grin on her face.  After some interchange she comes across with me being the perfect actor they need for a photo shoot as either King George III or Louis XIV.  The gig is Friday the 15th, and they needed to know now.  After consulting my rehearsal schedule, I found I could do it and be back in time for rehearsal.  So we started to gather the costume.

Oops...time out!  It began to POUR rain in huge drops and many of us had windows down for the heat.  Out we rushed to roll them up (I also took care of Ava's- heck, I was already wet.)  When I came back in they said they would dry my clothes as I tried on costume pieces.  Cool.  Back to the story.

As costume begins to gather, it is decided definitely King George III.  Strip in the changing booth.  Theatre guy from way back= no problem with this.  On with the stockings, breeches, shirt, waistcoat, Jabot, coat...then sewing on pieces as I stand there.  Anyway, when done (except for the wig which hasn't arrived yet) I look marvelous.  They take a picture and all are excited.---- BTW when I say "they" and "all"  I mean the folks at Norcostco fitting me or there to be fitted.  I also got a wink from a "club performer", but I digress.

Anyway, that means that Friday the 15th of June, I will pop up to Dallas in the morning, shoot the King George III thing, and get back before 6:30 rehearsal.  Gonna be a busy day.  Oh- and as of this writing, I still haven't told my wife, sooooo...  if you don't hear from me for a few days, check the hospitals and morgues.  ;-D

Rollin' on the Chocolate river...

We're looking good so far.   We've had a couple of good rehearsals with music. We have a long way to go, but we'll get there in style.  Make sure and keep checking email, the theater doors, facebook, and right here for the latest developments.  Be aware of your schedule, too.

Keep practicing and we will be excellent!

Your Director -- John Lamb

Here is the rest of the cast lists:

Adult Chorus

Olivia Santone

Hannah Dugger

Sundi Lee

Shannon Smith

Wyatt Marshall

Greg Albright

Deana Ware

James McCloud

Emma Dugger

Rebekah Cook

Youth Chorus

Kinsley Ward

Courtney Lamb

Mallory Dunnahue

Christen Carnley

Tawny Anderson

Elyse Moseley

Irelyn Brady

Sophie Lerich

Emily Lively

Lily Woods

Juliana Moseley

Emma Bennett

Ali Sanchez

Katie Hammock

Madylyne Shipper

Hailey Hammock

Blake Denson

Ian Warmke

Stacy Hammock

Taylor Smart

Oompa Loompas

Gavin King

Isaiah King

Lizabeth Fisher

Reagan Sokolowski

Isabel Barnett

Brianna Vigil

Riley Smart

Jad Absy

Emalyn Nicholson

Monique Ybarra

Michoko Rhodes

Alexis Kiser

Lexie Witte

Hannah Weber

Hanna Cagle

Sachiko Rhodes

Ashley Kiser

Abby Armstrong

Gage Concilio

Monique Ybarra

Kaitlyn Gochnour

Ella Ware

Taylor Page

Lilly Rink

Squirrels

Emily Ward

Ruby Jenkins

Jenna Toscano

Sergi Funai

Violet Strube

Geoffrey Holden

Nyoko Rhodes

Brandi Douglas

Abigail Menjivar

Zaylee King

Kilee Lasiter

James Hammock

Austin Smart

If I haven't spoken to you by tonight, please call me.  All is posted at the theater, too.